Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of April 2nd, 2020

♍ VIRGO

(August 23-September 22)
Virgo-born Jack Ma is China's richest person and one of the world's most powerful businessmen. He co-founded Alibaba, the Chinese version of Amazon.com. He likes his employees to work hard, but also thinks they should cultivate a healthy balance between work and life. In his opinion, they should have sex six times a week, or 312 times a year. Some observers have suggested that's too much—especially if you labor 12 hours a day, six days a week, as Jack Ma prefers—but it may not be excessive for you Virgos. The coming months could be a very erotic time. But please practice safe sex in every way imaginable.

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My Expanded Audio Horoscopes offer suggestions about how you might make best use of your time as you navigate your way through our Shared Healing Crisis.

BRIEF EXCERPT: During this stay-at-home sequestered phase, you may have more time than usual to think about the big picture of your destiny . . . to meditate on where exactly you are in the story of your life . . . to brainstorm about what will be the best use of your time and energy when the crisis has calmed down.