Author Diane Ackerman says it's inevitable that each of us sometimes "looks clumsy or gets dirty or asks stupid questions or reveals our ignorance or says the wrong thing.” Knowing how often I do those things, I'm *extremely* tolerant of everyone I meet. I’m compassionate, not judgmental, when I see people who "try too hard, are awkward, care for one another too deeply, or are too open to experience." I myself commit such acts, so I’d be foolish to criticize them in others. During the coming weeks, Aries, you will generate good fortune for yourself if you suspend all disparagement. Yes, be accepting, tolerant, and forgiving—but go even further. Be downright welcoming and amiable. Love the human comedy exactly as it is.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

Taurus comedian Kevin James confesses, "I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Many of us could make a similar admission. The good news, Taurus, is that your anxieties in the coming weeks will be the "piece of seaweed" variety, not the great white shark. Go ahead and scream if you need to—hey, we all need to unleash a boisterous yelp or howl now and then—but then relax.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

Here are famous people with whom I have had personal connections: actor Marisa Tomei, rockstar Courtney Love, filmmaker Miranda July, playwright David Mamet, actor William Macy, philosopher Robert Anton Wilson, rockstar Paul Kantor, rock impresario Bill Graham, and author Clare Cavanagh. What? You never heard of Clare Cavanagh? She is the brilliant and renowned translator of Nobel Prize Laureate poet Wisława Szymborska and the authorized biographer of Nobel Prize Laureate author Czesław Miłosz. As much as I appreciate the other celebrities I named, I am most enamored of Cavanagh’s work. As a Gemini, she expresses your sign’s highest potential: the ability to wield beautiful language to communicate soulful truths. I suggest you make her your inspirational role model for now. It’s time to dazzle and persuade and entertain and beguile with your words.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

I cheer you on when you identify what you want. I exult when you devise smart plans to seek what you want, and I celebrate when you go off in high spirits to obtain and enjoy what you want. I am gleeful when you aggressively create the life you envision for yourself, and I do everything in my power to help you manifest it. But now and then, like now, I share Cancerian author Franz Kafka's perspective. He said this: "You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait. Do not even wait, be quite still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked. It has no choice. It will roll in ecstasy at your feet."


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

Let’s talk about changing your mind. In some quarters, that's seen as weak, even embarrassing. But I regard it as a noble necessity, and I recommend you consider it in the near future. Here are four guiding thoughts. 1. "Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything." —George Bernard Shaw. 2. "Only the strongest people have the pluck to change their minds, and say so, if they see they have been wrong in their ideas." —Enid Blyton. 3. "Sometimes, being true to yourself means changing your mind. Self changes, and you follow." —Vera Nazarian. 4. "The willingness to change one’s mind in the light of new evidence is a sign of rationality, not weakness." ―Stuart Sutherland.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

"The soul moves in circles," psychologist James Hillman told us. "Hence our lives are not moving straight ahead; instead, hovering, wavering, returning, renewing, repeating." In recent months, Virgo, your soul's destiny has been intensely characterized by swerves and swoops. And I believe the rollicking motion will continue for many months. Is that bad or good? Mostly good—especially if you welcome its poetry and beauty. The more you learn to love the spiral dance, the more delightful the dance will be.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

If you have ever contemplated launching a career as a spy, the coming months will be a favorable time to do so. Likewise if you have considered getting trained as a detective, investigative journalist, scientific researcher, or private eye. Your affinity for getting to the bottom of the truth will be at a peak, and so will your discerning curiosity. You will be able to dig up secrets no one else has discovered. You will have an extraordinary knack for homing in on the heart of every matter. Start now to make maximum use of your superpowers!


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

Have you been sensing a phantom itch that’s impossible to scratch? Are you feeling less like your real self lately and more like an AI version of yourself? Has your heart been experiencing a prickly tickle? If so, I advise you not to worry. These phenomena have a different meaning from the implications you may fear. I suspect they are signs you will soon undertake the equivalent of what snakes do: molting their skins to make way for a fresh layer. This is a good thing! Afterward, you will feel fresh and new.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

According to legend, fifth-century Pope Leo I convinced the conquering army of Attila the Hun to refrain from launching a full-scale invasion of Italy. There may have been other reasons in addition to Leo's persuasiveness. For example, some evidence suggests Attila's troops were superstitious because a previous marauder died soon after attacking Rome. But historians agree that Pope Leo was a potent leader whose words carried great authority. You, Sagittarius, won't need to be quite as fervently compelling as the ancient Pope in the coming weeks. But you will have an enhanced ability to influence and entice people. I hope you use your powers for good!


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

Singer-songwriter Joan Baez has the longevity and endurance typical of many Capricorns. Her last album in 2018 was released 59 years after her career began. An article in *The New Yorker* describes her style as “elegant and fierce, defiant and maternal.” It also noted that though she is mostly retired from music, she is “making poignant and unpredictable art,” creating weird, hilarious line drawings with her non-dominant hand. I propose we make Baez your inspirational role model. May she inspire you to be elegant and fierce, bold and compassionate, as you deepen and refine your excellence in the work you’ve been tenaciously plying for a long time. For extra credit, add some unexpected new flair to your game.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

Aquarian author and activist Mary Frances Berry has won numerous awards for her service on behalf of racial justice. One accomplishment: She was instrumental in raising global awareness of South Africa's apartheid system, helping to end its gross injustice. "The time when you need to do something," she writes, "is when no one else is willing to do it, when people are saying it can’t be done." You are now in a phase when that motto will serve you well, Aquarius.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!

I invite you to spend quality time gazing into the darkness. I mean that literally and figuratively. Get started by turning off the lights at night and staring, with your eyes open, into the space in front of you. After a while, you may see flashes of light. While these might be your optical nerves trying to fill in the blanks, they could also be bright spirit messages arriving from out of the void. Something similar could happen on a metaphorical level, too. As you explore parts of your psyche and your life that are opaque and unknown, you will be visited by luminous revelations.


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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle


Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!