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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of November 23rd, 2023
♊ GEMINI
(May 21-June 20)
I hope you won’t fill yourself up with appetizers and hors d’oeuvres in the coming weeks, Gemini. My soul will be at peace if I see you save your hunger for the main courses. Your motto should be “Feasts, not snacks!” or “The Real Deal, not the pretenders!” or “The jubilee, not the distractions!” If you ever find yourself feeling halfhearted or inattentive, you’re probably not in the right situation. Here’s an affirmation to go with your mottoes: “I am liberating my divine appetite!”
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Below are responses to the topic "How to Be a Gemini."
1. Bounce up and down when you walk. Have 15 different kinds of laughs. Be impossible to pin down or figure out.
Relish the openings that your restlessness spawns. Keep changing the way you change.
Be easily swayed and sway others easily. Let the words that flow out of your mouth reveal to you what you think.
2. Your worst times are when you lose contact with your other selves. Don't let that happen.
3. Live a semi-dangerous life in your daydreams but not in real life.
4. If you have turned out to be the kind of Gemini who is both saintly and satanic, remember that Goddess made you that way. So let Goddess worry about it.
5. To be a true Gemini, you must yearn for knowledge—whether it is about coral reefs, ancient maps of Sumer, sex among jellyfish, mini-black holes, or celebrity gossip. You need to be an eternal student who craves education.
Are some things more important to discover than others? Of course. But that gauge is not always apparent in the present. A seemingly insignificant clue or trick you glean today may become unexpectedly useful a month from now.
With that perspective in mind, I encourage you to sometimes be quite promiscuous in your lust for new information and teachings.
6. The key to genius is the ability to keep two contradictory ideas in your head and maintain sanity. But it's sometimes fun to omit the "sanity" part.
7. Your mind is always aswarm with zesty mysteries. That's good! It gives you an enhanced power to generate insight and solve problems in daydreams.
8.Your curiosity is your superpower but also potentially your albatross. It entertains and educates you, but may get you into tight spots and awkward transitions.
That's why Goddess armed you with a razor-sharp silver tongue. You can talk your way out of trouble.
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Below are responses to the topic "How to Be a Gemini."
1. Bounce up and down when you walk. Have 15 different kinds of laughs. Be impossible to pin down or figure out.
Relish the openings that your restlessness spawns. Keep changing the way you change.
Be easily swayed and sway others easily. Let the words that flow out of your mouth reveal to you what you think.
2. Your worst times are when you lose contact with your other selves. Don't let that happen.
3. Live a semi-dangerous life in your daydreams but not in real life.
4. If you have turned out to be the kind of Gemini who is both saintly and satanic, remember that Goddess made you that way. So let Goddess worry about it.
5. To be a true Gemini, you must yearn for knowledge—whether it is about coral reefs, ancient maps of Sumer, sex among jellyfish, mini-black holes, or celebrity gossip. You need to be an eternal student who craves education.
Are some things more important to discover than others? Of course. But that gauge is not always apparent in the present. A seemingly insignificant clue or trick you glean today may become unexpectedly useful a month from now.
With that perspective in mind, I encourage you to sometimes be quite promiscuous in your lust for new information and teachings.
6. The key to genius is the ability to keep two contradictory ideas in your head and maintain sanity. But it's sometimes fun to omit the "sanity" part.
7. Your mind is always aswarm with zesty mysteries. That's good! It gives you an enhanced power to generate insight and solve problems in daydreams.
8.Your curiosity is your superpower but also potentially your albatross. It entertains and educates you, but may get you into tight spots and awkward transitions.
That's why Goddess armed you with a razor-sharp silver tongue. You can talk your way out of trouble.
