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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of November 23rd, 2023
♈ ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
When we experience authentic awe, our humility deepens. This is turn tends to make us kinder, smarter, and more positive. So how can we stimulate awe? Among the many possible ways are gazing at magnificent art, hiking in a natural wonderland, or being in the presence of a beautiful human soul. In accordance with astrological omens, I recommend that you go in quest of awe and related feelings like reverence, amazement, adoration, and veneration. Your mental, physical, and spiritual health will flourish in response.
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Below are responses to the topic "How to Be an Aries." My readers provided some ideas, which are noted.
1. Take big, strong steps whenever you move down the street or swagger through a building or hike in nature. Doesn't matter if anyone else is nearby. Walk loudly. Swing your arms forcefully. Imprint your intense presence on your surroundings.
2. Five necessary things:
• Start lots of sentences with "I."
• Be adept at fulfilling your own hype.
• Avoid getting caught up in the unfortunate fact that everyone takes everything too seriously.
• If you get upset about everyone taking everything too seriously, forget why you're mad and run off to play.
• Now and then, be impossible.
3. Always keep three jars of extra charisma under your bed. You may not need it, since you usually wake up every morning dripping with it. But just in case. Aries folks need to radiate charm and magnetism.
4. Proceed on the hypothesis that you are always correct, even if you just changed your mind. —Ama Lessing
5. Be supremely confident of your ability to gather the energy to get unstuck, to bustle, to glide, to initiate—for others as well as yourself. —Norma Quesada
6. Be rational and calm in unreasonable circumstances. Be non-rational and mischievous in reasonable circumstances. —Jason Thompson
7. Be completely unable to understand how anyone can resist you or not find you alluring.
8. On a first date, offer to arm wrestle.
9. Declare yourself monarch and president of absolutely everything, then stage a coup d'état. Overthrow yourself and install yourself as the new monarch and president. Do this on a regular basis.
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SACRED ADVERTISEMENT. The oracle below is excerpted from my new book ASTROLOGY IS REAL
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Below are responses to the topic "How to Be an Aries." My readers provided some ideas, which are noted.
1. Take big, strong steps whenever you move down the street or swagger through a building or hike in nature. Doesn't matter if anyone else is nearby. Walk loudly. Swing your arms forcefully. Imprint your intense presence on your surroundings.
2. Five necessary things:
• Start lots of sentences with "I."
• Be adept at fulfilling your own hype.
• Avoid getting caught up in the unfortunate fact that everyone takes everything too seriously.
• If you get upset about everyone taking everything too seriously, forget why you're mad and run off to play.
• Now and then, be impossible.
3. Always keep three jars of extra charisma under your bed. You may not need it, since you usually wake up every morning dripping with it. But just in case. Aries folks need to radiate charm and magnetism.
4. Proceed on the hypothesis that you are always correct, even if you just changed your mind. —Ama Lessing
5. Be supremely confident of your ability to gather the energy to get unstuck, to bustle, to glide, to initiate—for others as well as yourself. —Norma Quesada
6. Be rational and calm in unreasonable circumstances. Be non-rational and mischievous in reasonable circumstances. —Jason Thompson
7. Be completely unable to understand how anyone can resist you or not find you alluring.
8. On a first date, offer to arm wrestle.
9. Declare yourself monarch and president of absolutely everything, then stage a coup d'état. Overthrow yourself and install yourself as the new monarch and president. Do this on a regular basis.
