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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of March 17th, 2022
♐ SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
Witty Sagittarian author Ashleigh Brilliant has created thousands of cheerful yet often sardonic epigrams. In accordance with current astrological omens, I have chosen six that will be useful for you to treat as your own in the coming weeks. 1. "I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent." 2. "I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy." 3. "All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power." 4. "Do your best to satisfy me—that's all I ask of everybody." 5. "I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains." 6. "A terrible thing has happened. I have lost my will to suffer."
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My EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES about Your Long-Range Outlook will be available for one more week. It's your last chance to hear my Big-Picture Forecast for your next nine months.
A new short-term audio forecast is also available. Get help and inspiration as you fine-tune your life to be in closer and closer alignment with your soul's code! Register and/or sign in to access the 'scopes here