The great Swedish filmmaker Ingmar Bergman was a Cancerian like you and me. One of the factors contributing to his success was that he put his demons to good use, ""by harnessing them to his chariot."" He also testified that he gained control over his demons by taking long walks after breakfast. ""Demons don''t like fresh air,"" he said. ""They prefer it if you stay in bed with cold feet."" I suspect that now would be an excellent time to adopt his advice. Halloween costume suggestion: walk your demon on a leash, or make it into a puppet, or harness it to your chariot.

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