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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
♈ ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
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LOVE YOUR LIFE! How''s your fight for freedom going? Are you making progress in liberating yourself from your unconscious obsessions, bad habits, and conditioned responses? Are you turning out to be the hero of your own life?
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♉ TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
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MAYBE JOY AND PLEASURE ARE ESSENTIAL SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCES. Assume that your drive to experience pleasure and happiness isn''t a barrier to your spiritual growth, but is in fact essential to it. Proceed on the hypothesis that cultivating joy can make you a more ethical and compassionate person. Imagine that feeling good has something important to teach you every day.
For extra inspiration in practicing this approach, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♊ GEMINI
(May 21-June 20)
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YOU NEED MAGIC EVERY DAY. You constantly have to wade through a relentless surge of soul-less facts. The experience tends to shut down your sense of wonder. Every day, you''re over-exposed to cynical narratives that have been sucked free of delight and mystery. That''s why you have to make such strenuous efforts to keep your world enchanted.
I like to think I can contribute to the sacred cause of feeding your sense of wonder and enchantment. In fact, that''s one of my prime motivations for offering you the free weekly horoscopes you read in this newsletter.
If you ever want more of that good stuff, and think it''s worth paying for, please consider trying out my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♋ CANCERIAN
(June 21-July 22)
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MY OTHER HOROSCOPES. Factual information and reasonable thinking alone are not sufficient to guide you through life’s labyrinthine tests. You need and deserve regular deliveries of uncanny revelation.
One of your inalienable rights as a human being should therefore be to receive mysteriously useful omens on a regular basis. In this spirit, I offer you the free weekly horoscopes you read here.
If you ever want more, and think it''s worth paying for, try my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny and where you''re headed.
♌ LEO
(July 23-August 22)
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WHY IS MY HOROSCOPE COLUMN CALLED ""FREE WILL"" ASTROLOGY? It''s called Free Will Astrology because my goal is to create horoscopes that nurture your free will.
Contrary to what some horoscope fans believe, there''s no such thing as predestination. Fate is a tricky, wiggly sucker that keeps changing its mind about where it wants to go. The stars may impel, as the astrological saying goes, but they don''t compel.
That''s why I''ve never considered myself a fortuneteller. I prefer to think that my greatest service is as a psychic intelligence agent, helping you expose the hidden patterns and unconscious forces that may be affecting your life without your knowledge.
If I ""predict"" anything, it''s not so much the future as the unknown part of the present.
And if you ever want more than the ''scopes you''re reading here, keep in mind that every week I also create EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES for you. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♍ VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
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SPURRING, ENCOURAGING, INSPIRING YOU. Some people regard me as more of a cheerleader and motivator than an impartial reporter. They think I downplay the pain and embellish the gain that awaits you.
There''s a grain of truth in that. Now and then I may imply that paradise is nigh when in fact the suburbs of paradise are a more realistic goal. But I view my optimism as a healing counterbalance to the absurdly exaggerated doses of discouraging news you hear almost everywhere else you go.
I you ever want more of that good stuff, beyond the horoscopes you''re reading here, keep in mind that evey week I also create EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES for you. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♎ LIBRA
(September 23-October 22)
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PRAYER FOR YOU. An interviewer once asked me if there''s any special ritual I do before writing my weekly horoscopes. I told her that I say a prayer in which I affirm my desire to provide you with these three services: 1. that what I create will be of practical use to you; 2. that it will help you cultivate your relationship with your inner teacher; 3. that it will inspire you to tap into and use the substantial freedom you have to create the life you want.
If you ever want more inspiration generated in that same spirit -- beyond the horoscopes you''re reading here -- keep in mind that every week I also create EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES for you. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♏ SCORPIO
(October 23-November 21)
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It has been a while since I told you that I love you. So I''m doing it now. I LOVE YOU.
And that''s why I continue to offer these weekly horoscopes to you free of charge, with no strings attached. That''s why I work so hard to be a playful therapist and an edgy mentor for you. That''s why I am so tenacious in my efforts to serve you as a feminist father figure and a kindly devil''s advocate and a sacred cheerleader.
Again, I don''t expect anything in return from you. But if you would like to express your appreciation, you could do so by offering a similar type of well-crafted care to people in your own sphere.
There is also something you could do to support me -- and help yourself at the same time! -- and that is to buy my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES for you. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♐ SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
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OUR TELEPATHIC LINK. I really do feel that you''re here with me as I create these horoscopes. In a sense, you''re my assistant. Our telepathic connection is utterly palpable and practical. The hopes and questions you project my way stream into my higher mind, coloring my psychic environment and enriching my desire to give you exactly what you need.
If you ever want more inspiration generated in that same collaborative spirit -- beyond the horoscopes you''re reading here -- keep in mind that every week I also offer EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES for you. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♑ CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
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BY THE WAY. Astrology is not a science. It''s an elegant system of symbols, an art form with a special capacity to feed your soul and educate your imagination. When used with integrity, it engenders poetic approaches for deepening your connection to life''s great mysteries, not predictions of literal events.
It''s meant to open your mind to the mythic patterns that underlie the surface-level interpretations of what you''re all about, not compete with scientists'' logical analyses of why things are the way they are.
ASTROLOGY IS NOT A SCIENCE! Nor is depth psychology, mythology, dream interpretation, or poetry. It makes as much sense to criticize astrology for not being scientific as it does to deride a Kandinsky painting because it isn''t the binomial theorem. We need both: the mytho-poetic and the logically analytical.
If you ever want more information and inspiration generated in this spirit -- beyond the horoscopes you''re reading here -- keep in mind that every week I also offer EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES for you. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♒ AQUARIUS
(January 20- February 18)
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LOSING YOUR BURDENS. An earthy psychic once told me that my first name ""Rob"" is an apt description of my spiritual function. ""You''re here on earth to rob people of their godawful belief that life is a misery and a burden,"" she advised me. ""Your job is to steal away the habits that sap their life energy; to rip off the sorry dogmas that blind them to the wondrous feats their imaginations are capable of.""
I don''t know if I have fully earned that glowing promise, but I certainly aspire to do so.
If you ever want more information and inspiration generated in this spirit -- beyond the horoscopes you''re reading here -- keep in mind that every week I also offer EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES for you. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
♓ PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
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ARE YOU THE HERO OF YOUR OWN LIFE? ""Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show."" So begins Charles Dickens'' novel David Copperfield.
I''d like to inspire you to write a story of your own that begins like that. That''s why I provide these free horoscopes for you.
If you''d ever like even more assistance from me, tune into your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES, which I create for you each week. They''re four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state of your destiny.
Listen to Rob's Expanded Audio Horoscopes, updated weekly.
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