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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of September 10th, 2009


(April 20-May 20)
I expect that you'll be a force of nature in the coming days, the human equivalent of a divine intervention. In fact, you might want to give fair warning to friends and loved ones who assume that you have always been and will always be steady, placid, and mild. Otherwise they may be unduly freaked out when your intelligence explodes like a double rainbow or when you start emoting like a waterfall. They might accuse you of "not being yourself" when your laughter turns volcanic or your decisions hit with the force of the aurora borealis. It'll be interesting for you to notice which of your close cohorts responds most favorably to this outbreak of your elemental gifts.

MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO TELL ME THAT I SHOULD DO A RADIO SHOW. She thought I had the kind of voice that people naturally feel comfortable with. You can be the judge of that if you listen to me expound upon your destiny in my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead. It's a different experience from reading this written horoscope on my website.