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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
♈ ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
Where do you want to go? Who do you want to be? For more clues, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.
♉ TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO TELL ME THAT I SHOULD DO A RADIO SHOW. She thought I had the kind of voice that people naturally feel comfortable with. You can be the judge of that if you listen to me expound upon your destiny in my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead. It's a different experience from reading this written horoscope on my website.
♊ GEMINI
(May 21-June 20)
Here's what M. Tennenbaum of New York had to say about the experience of listening to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES: "Your Expanded Audio Horoscopes provide me with the Rest of the Story. I'm not necessarily a believer in the scientific accuracy of astrology, but I do think you've got a lot of practical wisdom to impart."
♋ CANCERIAN
(June 21-July 22)
No one knows you better than you do. But maybe you'll be inspired to dig up even more self-knowledge if you tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.
♌ LEO
(July 23-August 22)
Here's what R. Goren of Albuquerque had to say about the experience of listening to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES: "No one knows more about me than me. But you're right up there near the top of the list of people who do understand something about how I tick. How is that possible?"
♍ VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
Got enough clues to chew on for a while? If you need more, give yourself the luxury of your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.
♎ LIBRA
(September 23-October 22)
Here's what Ari S. of Ann Arbor, MI had to say about the experience of listening to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES: "Your expanded horoscopes get more personal and intimate with me than some of my closest friends. Thanks for the loving reflections."
♏ SCORPIO
(October 23-November 21)
Want more help in exploring the Great Mystery that is your life? I discuss your coming week in greater depth in your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
♐ SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
Here's what Teresa F. of Boston had to say about the experience of listening to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES: "Your audio 'scopes have a knack for waking me up from whatever random dream has sneaked into my brain and rendered me half-blind."
♑ CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
Want to hear more about the hidden factors influencing your life? Listen to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.
♒ AQUARIUS
(January 20- February 18)
Here's what Alyssa R. of Des Moines, Iowa had to say about the experience of listening to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES: "Your expanded audio horoscopes are the next best thing to actually having you here next to me to remind me who I really am."
♓ PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
Here's what Alex D., Los Angeles had to say about the experience of listening to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES: "When I listen to your audio 'scopes, my free will lights up."
Listen to Rob's Expanded Audio Horoscopes, updated weekly.
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