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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
♍ VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
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The preceding oracle comes from my book, PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings. It's available at Amazon or Barnes & Noble.