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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of October 22nd, 2026
♑ CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
In 2029, I predict you'll get nanotech implants to fight the aging of your body, ensuring that you'll live well past 100. In 2032, you'll begin downloading your nightly dreams into a digital medium, allowing you to study them at length and bolster your ability to learn from their coded messages. In 2037, you and a loved one will be able to take advantage of technology that allows you to merge telepathically. In 2043, you'll take a vacation on the moon, where you'll dance exuberantly in low lunar gravity. But in 2027, your task will be simpler. You'll learn to love yourself better and treat yourself with more tender kindness than ever before. Now’s a great time to get started!
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