The lyrebird can imitate almost any sound, including chainsaws, car alarms, camera shutters, and other birds' songs. But they don't just mimic sounds randomly. They compose elaborate performances, weaving a variety of imitations into complex acoustic tapestries. In a sense, they are remix artists. During the coming weeks, Scorpio, I hope you give yourself permission to resemble a lyrebird. Sample freely from everything you've absorbed. Weave your influences into new configurations. Express your imaginative concoctions of repurposed ideas and enchantments. The voice isn't less yours because it borrows from other voices. Originality is in part about arrangement, not just source material.

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