If I were your mentor, I’d lead you up an ascending trail to a high peak where your vision is clear and vast. If I were your leader, I’d give you a medal for all the ways you’ve been brave when no one was looking, then send you on an all-expenses-paid sabbatical to a beautiful sanctuary to rest and remember yourself. If I were your therapist, I’d guide you through a 90-minute meditation on your entire life story up until now. But since I’m just your companion for this brief oracle, I will instead advise you to slip out of any silken snares of comfort that dull your spirit, cast off perks and privileges that keep you small, and commune with influences that remind you of how deeply you treasure being alive.

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There are just three more weeks remaining before they’re gone! You can still listen to my three-part, in-depth Explorations of Your Long-Range Future. What hidden factors will be massaging your destiny during the rest of 2026? Could you use some hints about how to prepare for the adventures awaiting you in the coming months?

To access the Expanded Audio Horoscopes, register and/or sign in here, and choose from Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 of the "Long-Term Prediction for 2026." Each part is a standalone report, not dependent on the other two.

The cost is $7 per horoscope. There are discounts if you buy multiple tokens. Each Long-Range, Big-Picture Audio Forecast is 8 to 11 minutes long. You can also listen to a short-term audio horoscope for the coming week!