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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of January 8th, 2026
♏ SCORPIO
(October 23-November 21)
In 1907, Scorpio artist Pablo Picasso painted Les Demoiselles d’Avignon. It was a work so radically different from his earlier art and from the era’s norms that even his friends were stunned. Some called it ugly; others, incomprehensible. Yet the painting became a foundation of Cubism and reshaped modern art. Dear Scorpio, I suspect you may be on the verge of your own “Les Demoiselles” phase in 2026: unveiling novel approaches and innovative changes so original that they rattle comfortable assumptions. Don’t be discouraged if the initial responses don’t bring you appreciation. The root-shaking breakthroughs you’re consorting with may take others a while to recognize and welcome.
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Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming stories in 2026? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view?
This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2026. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, go HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, click "Play Readings", and then select "Part 2" of the "Long Term Prediction for 2026."
Each reading is 7 to 13 minutes long. Part 1 is still available. Part 3 will be ready for you next week.
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign if you purchase 7 tokens for $7. (You can get discounts for purchasing larger token packages.)
P.S. You can also still access my Sneak Peek at 2026. In these Expanded Audio Horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2026. For the Sneak Peek, click on the reading “Sneak Peek at 2026 (Dec 23, 2025).”
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Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming stories in 2026? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view?
This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2026. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, go HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, click "Play Readings", and then select "Part 2" of the "Long Term Prediction for 2026."
Each reading is 7 to 13 minutes long. Part 1 is still available. Part 3 will be ready for you next week.
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign if you purchase 7 tokens for $7. (You can get discounts for purchasing larger token packages.)
P.S. You can also still access my Sneak Peek at 2026. In these Expanded Audio Horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2026. For the Sneak Peek, click on the reading “Sneak Peek at 2026 (Dec 23, 2025).”

