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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of December 30th, 2025
♊ GEMINI
(May 21-June 20)
The Greenland shark waits for animals to fall asleep, then eats them while they're unconscious. Since it's too slow to chase anything, it has evolved a patient approach to hunting. It acts on the understanding that everything eventually lets its guard down. I suggest you cultivate similar patience in 2026, Gemini. There’s no need to rush toward what you want. Position yourself correctly and wait for moments of opportunity. You're playing a long game.
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Would you like to muse and marvel about the stories that may be in store for you in the coming months?
This week and the next two weeks, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2026. Tune in!
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Part 1: Long-Term Prediction for 2026."
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 8 to 11 minutes long.
P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2026. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes you'll be working and playing with in 2026. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 23, 2025)."
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Would you like to muse and marvel about the stories that may be in store for you in the coming months?
This week and the next two weeks, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2026. Tune in!
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Part 1: Long-Term Prediction for 2026."
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 8 to 11 minutes long.
P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2026. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes you'll be working and playing with in 2026. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 23, 2025)."

