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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of April 3rd, 2025

♉ TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
Barnacles are crustaceans that form vast colonies on rocks, pilings, whales, and boats. They may grow so heavy on a ship that they increase its heft and require as much as a 40-percent increase in fuel consumption. Some sailors refer to them as "crusty foulers." All of us have our own metaphorical equivalent of crusty foulers: encumbrances and deadweights that drag us down and inhibit our rate of progress. In my astrological opinion, the coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to shed as much of yours as possible. (I’ll be shedding mine in June.)
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Breaking News! I have extended the time when you can listen to my three-part, in-depth Explorations of Your Long-Range Future. Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming adventures during the rest of 2025? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view?
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Breaking News! I have extended the time when you can listen to my three-part, in-depth Explorations of Your Long-Range Future. Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming adventures during the rest of 2025? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view?
To access the Expanded Audio Horoscopes, register and/or sign in here, and choose from Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 of the "Long-Term Prediction for 2025." Each part is a standalone report, not dependent on the other two.
The cost is $7 per horoscope. There are discounts if you buy multiple tokens. Each Long-Range, Big-Picture Audio Forecast is 7 to 11 minutes long. You can also listen to a short-term audio horoscope for the coming week!