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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of January 16th, 2025

♉ TAURUS

(April 20-May 20)
“Every joke is a tiny revolution,” said author George Orwell. I agree, which is why I hope you will unleash an unruly abundance of humor and playfulness in the coming days. I hope you will also engage in benevolent mischief that jostles the status quo and gently shakes people out of their trances. Why? Because your world and everyone in it need a sweet, raucous revolution. And the best way to accomplish that with minimum chaos and maximum healing is to: 1. do so with kindness and compassion; 2. be amusing and joyful and full of joie de vivre.

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This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2025. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Part 3: Long-Term Prediction for 2025."

(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long-Term Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 11 minutes long.