On those rare occasions when I buy furniture from online stores, I try hard to find sources that will send me the stuff already assembled. I hate spending the time to put together jumbles of wood and metal. More importantly, I am inept at doing so. In alignment with astrological omens, I recommend you take my approach in regard to every situation in your life during the coming weeks. Your operative metaphor should be this: Whatever you want or need, get it already fully assembled.


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You can listen to my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But this time, I'm reporting on themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2024.

How can you conspire with life to create the best possible future for yourself in the coming months? What well-informed and ingenious approaches can you use to get the most out of the raw materials you're presented with?

To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, GO HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long-Term Forecast for Second Half of 2024."

The in-depth, long-range Expanded Audio horoscopes cost $7 apiece if you access them online. Discounts are available for bulk purchases. Each forecast is 6-8 minutes long.

You can also hear a short-term forecast for the week ahead by clicking on "This week (July 2, 2024)."