Select a date (required) and sign (optional) 


Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of December 28th, 2023

♍ VIRGO

(August 23-September 22)
“All the world's a stage,” wrote Shakespeare. He was comparing life to a theatrical drama, suggesting we are all performers attached to playing roles. In response, a band called the Kingpins released the song "All the World’s a Cage." The lyrics include these lines: "You promised that the world was mine / You chained me to the borderline / Now I'm just sitting here doing time / All the world's a cage." These thoughts are the prelude to my advice for you. I believe that in 2024, you are poised to live your life in a world that is neither like a stage nor a cage. You will have unusually ample freedom from expectations, artificial constraints, and the inertia of the past. It will be an excellent time to break free from outdated self-images and your habitual persona.

*

Would you like to muse and marvel about the stories that may be in store for you in the coming months?

This week and the next two weeks, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2024. Tune in!

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long-Term Prediction for 2024, Part 1."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 7 to 9 minutes long.

P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2024. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes you'll be working and playing with in 2024. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 19, 2023)."