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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of October 5th, 2023


(May 21-June 20)
Gemini author Chuck Klosterman jokes, "I eat sugared cereal almost exclusively. This is because I’m the opposite of a 'no-nonsense' guy. I’m an 'all-nonsense' guy." The coming weeks will be a constructive and liberating time for you to experiment with being an all-nonsense person, dear Gemini. How? Start by temporarily suspending any deep attachment you have to being a serious, hyper-rational adult doing staid, weighty adult things. Be mischievously committed to playing a lot and having maximum fun. Dancing sex! Ice cream uproars! Renegade fantasies! Laughter orgies! Joke romps! Giddy brainstorms and euphoric heartstorms!


I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle

Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!