The cartoon character Bart Simpson is one of the stars of The Simpsons animated TV show. According to him, “Life is a paradox. You're damned if you do and damned if you don’t.” While that principle may sometimes be true, I believe you will be exempt from it in the coming weeks. In fact, I suspect you will be as free as it’s possible for a human to be of grueling contradictions, frustrating oppositions, clashing truths, and paralyzing contraries. There’s a good chance you will also outwit and avoid annoying incongruities and silly arguments. Congratulations in advance, Scorpio! Take full advantage of this phase of simple clarity.

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There are just two weeks remaining to hear my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this edition, I'm reporting on themes that I think will be important for you during the second half of 2023.

How can you conspire with life to create the best possible future for yourself in the coming months? What well-informed and ingenious approaches can you use to get the most out of the raw materials you're presented with?

To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, GO HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long-Term Forecast for Second Half of 2023."

The in-depth, long-range Expanded Audio horoscopes cost $7 apiece if you access them online. (Discounts are available for bulk purchases.)

You can also hear a short-term forecast for the week ahead by clicking on "This week (July 18, 2023)."