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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of January 5th, 2023
♈ ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
"My life was the best omelet you could make with a chainsaw," observed flamboyant author Thomas McGuane. That's a witty way to encapsulate his tumultuous destiny. There have been a few moments in 2022 when you might have been tempted to invoke a similar metaphor about your own evolving story. But the good news is that your most recent chainsaw-made omelet is finished and ready to eat. I think you'll find its taste is savory. And I believe it will nourish you for a long time. (Soon it will be time to start your next omelet, maybe without using the chainsaw this time!)
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What are your plans for the coming year? Could you use some more help mapping out your dreams and schemes?
This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2023. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, go HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, click "Play Readings", and then select "Part 2" of the "Long Term Prediction for 2023."
Each reading is 7 to 13 minutes long. Part 1 is still available. Part 3 will be ready for you next week.
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign if you purchase 7 tokens for $7. (You can get discounts for purchasing larger token packages.)
P.S. You can also still access my Sneak Peek at 2023. In these Expanded Audio Horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. For the Sneak Peek, click on the reading for Dec 20, 2022.
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What are your plans for the coming year? Could you use some more help mapping out your dreams and schemes?
This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2023. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, go HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, click "Play Readings", and then select "Part 2" of the "Long Term Prediction for 2023."
Each reading is 7 to 13 minutes long. Part 1 is still available. Part 3 will be ready for you next week.
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign if you purchase 7 tokens for $7. (You can get discounts for purchasing larger token packages.)
P.S. You can also still access my Sneak Peek at 2023. In these Expanded Audio Horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. For the Sneak Peek, click on the reading for Dec 20, 2022.
