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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of December 29th, 2022

♈ ARIES

(March 21-April 19)
"Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor," writes Aries author Anne Lamott. "It will keep you cramped and insane." I think that's a key theme for you to embrace in 2023. Let's express the idea more positively, too. In Navajo culture, rug weavers intentionally create small imperfections in their work, like odd-colored beads or stray pieces of yarn. This rebellion against unattainable exactitude makes the art more soulful. Relieved of the unrealistic mandate to be flawless, the rug can relax into its beauty.

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♉ TAURUS

(April 20-May 20)
Here are my four decrees for you in 2023, Taurus. 1. You are cleared to be greedy if it's in service to a holy cause that fosters others' well-being as well as yours. 2. It's permissible to be stubborn if doing so nourishes versions of truth and goodness that uplift and inspire your community. 3. It's proper to be slow and gradual if that's the best way to keep collaborative projects from becoming slipshod. 4. It's righteous to be zealous in upholding high standards, even if that causes less diligent people to bail out.

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♊ GEMINI

(May 21-June 20)
In 2023, many interesting lessons will arrive via your close relationships and collaborations. You will have the potential to learn more about the art of togetherness than you have in a long time. On occasion, these lessons may initially agitate you. But they will ultimately provide more pleasure and healing than you can imagine right now. Bonus prediction: You will have an enhanced talent for interweaving your destiny together with the fates of your allies.

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♋ CANCERIAN

(June 21-July 22)
Here are some projects I'd love to see you pursue in 2023: 1. Teach your allies the fine points of how to cherish you but not smother you. 2. Cultivate your natural talent for appreciating the joys of watching and helping things grow: a child, a creative project, a tree, a friendship, or your bank account. 3. If you don't feel close to the family members that fate provided you with, find others you like better. 4. As you explore territories that are further out or deeper within, make sure your Cancerian shell is expandable. 5. Avoid being friends with people who are shallow or callous or way too cool. 6. Cultivate your attraction to people who share your deepest feelings and highest ideals.

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♌ LEO

(July 23-August 22)
Mystic teacher Terence McKenna said, "You have to take seriously the notion that understanding the universe is your responsibility, because the only understanding of the universe that will be useful to you is your own understanding." This will be key advice for you in 2023. You will be wise to craft an updated version of your personal philosophy. I suggest you read a lot of smart people's ideas about the game of life. Make it your quest to commune with interesting minds who stimulate your deep thoughts. Pluck out the parts that ring true as you create a new vision that is uniquely your own.

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♍ VIRGO

(August 23-September 22)
How should we refer to your romantic adventures in 2023? We could be whimsical and call them "Ritual Mating Dances on the Outskirts of History." We could be melodramatic and call them "Diving into the Deep Dark Mysteries in Search of Sexy Treasures." Or we could be hopeful and call them "A Sacred Pilgrimage to the Frontiers of Intimacy." I think there's a good chance that all three titles will turn out to be apt descriptors of the interesting stories ahead of you—especially if you're brave as you explore the possibilities.

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P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."






♎ LIBRA

(September 23-October 22)
"Coddiwomple" is an English slang word that means to travel resolutely and dynamically toward an as-yet unknown destination. It's not the same as wandering aimlessly. The prevailing mood is not passivity and vagueness. Rather, one who coddiwomples has a sense of purpose about what's enjoyable and meaningful. They may not have a predetermined goal, but they know what they need and like. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, the next six months will be an excellent time for you Libras to experiment with coddiwompling.

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The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 7 to 9 minutes long.

P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."






♏ SCORPIO

(October 23-November 21)
In the theater of ancient Greece, the term anagnorisis referred to a pivotal moment when a character discovered a big truth they had previously been unaware of. Another Greek word, peripeteia, meant a reversal of circumstances: "a change by which the action veers round to its opposite." I bring these fun ideas to your attention, dear Scorpio, because I think 2023 could bring you several instances of an anagnorisis leading to a peripeteia. How would you like them to unfold? Start making plans. You will have uncanny power to determine which precise parts of your life are gifted with these blessings.

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♐ SAGITTARIUS

(November 22-December 21)
Winters are cold in Olds, a town in Alberta, Canada. Temperatures plunge as low as 24 degrees below zero Fahrenheit. But an agronomist named Dong Jianyi has built a giant greenhouse there that enables him to grow vegetables year-round. He spends no money on heat, but relies on innovative insulation to keep the inside warm. In 2021, he grew 29,000 pounds of tomatoes. I propose we make him your inspirational role model for 2023, Sagittarius. My guess is, that like him, you will be a wellspring of imaginative resourcefulness. What creative new developments could you generate? How might you bring greater abundance into your life by drawing extra energy from existing sources? How could you harness nature to serve you even better?

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P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."






♑ CAPRICORN

(December 22-January 19)
In accordance with your astrological omens in 2023, I've chosen a quote from Capricorn storyteller Michael Meade. I hope you will make it one of your core meditations in the coming months. He writes, "All meaningful change requires a genuine surrender. Yet, to surrender does not simply mean to give up; more to give up one's usual self and allow something other to enter and redeem the lesser sense of self. In surrendering, we fall to the bottom of our arguments and seek to touch the origin of our lives again. Only then can we see as we were meant to see, from the depth of the psyche where the genius resides, where the seeds of wisdom and purpose were planted before we were born." (The quote is from Meade's book Fate and Destiny, The Two Agreements of the Soul.)

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Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 1."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 7 to 9 minutes long.

P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."






♒ AQUARIUS

(January 20- February 18)
In addition to my career as a horoscope columnist, I have written novels and other books. I have worked as a singer-songwriter in rock bands and performed a one-person show in theaters. As I survey my history, I always break into sardonic laughter as I contemplate how many businesspeople have advised me, "First, you've got to sell out. You've got to dumb down your creative efforts so as to make yourself salable. Only later, after you have become successful, can you afford to be true to your deepest artistic principles." I am very glad I never heeded that terrible counsel, because it would have made me insane and unhappy. How are you doing with this central problem of human life, Aquarius? Are you serving the gods of making money or the gods of doing what you love? The coming year will, I suspect, bring you prime opportunities to emphasize the latter goal.

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This week and the next two weeks, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2023. Tune in!

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 1."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 7 to 9 minutes long.

P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."






♓ PISCES

(February 19-March 20)
I've chosen a sweet taste of advice for you to keep referring back to in 2023. It's in rapt alignment with upcoming astrological omens. I suggest you copy my counsel out in longhand on a piece of paper and keep it in your wallet or under your pillow. Here it is, courtesy of author Martha Beck: "The important thing is to tell yourself a life story in which you, the hero, are primarily a problem solver rather than a helpless victim. This is well within your power, whatever fate might have dealt you."

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This week and the next two weeks, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2023. Tune in!

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 1."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 7 to 9 minutes long.

P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."







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