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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of July 14th, 2022


(February 19-March 20)
n May 2021, Jessica and Ben Laws got married on their dairy farm. The ceremony unfolded smoothly, but an unforeseen event interrupted the reception party. A friend who had been monitoring their herd came to tell the happy couple that their pregnant cow had gone into labor and was experiencing difficulties. Jessica ran to the barn and plunged into active assistance, still clad in her lovely floor-length bridal gown and silver tiara. The dress got muddy and trashed, but the birth was successful. The new bride had no regrets. I propose making her your role model for now. Put practicality over idealism. Opt for raw and gritty necessities instead of neat formalities. Serve what's soulful, even if it's messy.


You can listen to my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. I'm reporting on themes that I think will be important for you during the second half of 2022.

Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming experiences in the second half of 2022? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view?

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You can also hear a short-term forecast for the week ahead by clicking on "This week (July 12, 2022)."