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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of January 13th, 2022
♈ ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
The coming months will be an excellent time for you to explore the art of Soulful Bragging. Do you deserve any of the titles below? If so, feel free to use them liberally throughout 2022. 1. Practical Idealist with Flexible Strategies. 2. Genius of Interesting Intimacy. 3. Jaunty Healer with Boisterous Knowledge of the Soul's Ways. 4. Free-Wheeling Joker Who Makes People Laugh for Righteous and Healing Reasons. 5. Skillful Struggler. 6. Empathy Master with a Specialty in Creative Compassion. 7. Playful Reservoir of Smart Eros. 8. Purveyor of Feisty Wisdom and Cute Boldness. 9. Crafty Joy-Summoner.
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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2022? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
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(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2022? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♉ TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
Most people who use tobacco products are at risk of having shorter life spans than they might have otherwise had. Smoking is detrimental to health. Those who smoke in their twenties and thirties may cut ten years off their longevity. But here's some good news: If you kick your tobacco habit before age 40, you will regain most of those ten years. I bring this to your attention because I'd like it to serve as a motivational tale for you in 2022. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you will have more power than ever before to escape any harmful addictions and compulsions you have—and begin reclaiming your full vitality.
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Who do you want to become in 2022? Where do you want to go and what do you want to do? I'm ready to help you muse about the interesting possibilities. This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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Who do you want to become in 2022? Where do you want to go and what do you want to do? I'm ready to help you muse about the interesting possibilities. This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♊ GEMINI
(May 21-June 20)
In May 1974, the Grateful Dead introduced a new wrinkle to their live musical performances. Playing at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, they amplified their music through a "Wall of Sound": 604 speakers piled high, together channeling 26,000 watts of energy. Had any band ever treated their fans to a louder volume and crisper tones? I'd like to make this breakthrough event one of your top metaphors for 2022. According to my analysis, it will be a great year for you to boost your signal. I invite you to distribute your message with maximum confidence and clarity. Show the world who you are with all the buoyant flair you can rouse.
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Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming stories in 2022? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming stories in 2022? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♋ CANCERIAN
(June 21-July 22)
Philosopher Emil Cioran said he despised wise philosophers. Why? Because they practice prudent equanimity, which he regarded as empty and sterile. In Cioran's view, these deep thinkers avoid strong feelings so they can live in cool safety, free from life's nerve-wracking paradoxes. I agree with him that such a state is undesirable. However, Cioran contrasted it with the lives of the normal people he admired, who are "full of irreconcilable contradictions" and who "suffer from limitless anxiety." My question for Cioran: Are there no other options between those two extremes? And my answer: Of course there are! And you can be proof of that in 2022, Cancerian. I expect you'll be full of deep feelings, eager for new experiences, and infused with a lust for life—with less anxiety and fewer irreconcilable contradictions than ever before.
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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2022? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2022? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♌ LEO
(July 23-August 22)
In 1838, 29-year-old naturalist Charles Darwin was early in his career. He had not developed his theory of evolution, and was not yet a superstar of science. He began ruminating about the possibility of proposing marriage to his cousin Emma Wedgwood. If married, he wrote: "constant companion and a friend in old age; the charms of music and female chit-chat—good things for one's health." If not married: "no children; no one to care for one in old age; less money for books, loss of time, and a duty to work for money." I bring this to your attention, Leo, because I suspect that in 2022, you may be tempted and inspired to deeply interweave your fate with the fates of interesting characters. A spouse or partner or collaborator? Could be. Maybe a beloved animal or spirit guide? Have fun making your list of pros and cons!
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What will be the story of your life in 2022? How can you exert your free will to create the stories that'll bring out the best in you, even as you find graceful ways to cooperate with the tides of destiny? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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What will be the story of your life in 2022? How can you exert your free will to create the stories that'll bring out the best in you, even as you find graceful ways to cooperate with the tides of destiny? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♍ VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
What were your favorite toys when you were a child? Now would be a good time to retrieve fond memories of them, and even acquire modern versions so you can revive the joy they gave you. In my astrological analysis, you'll be wise to invite your inner child to play a bigger role in your life as you engage in a wide range of playtime activities. So yes, consider the possibility of buying yourself crayons, Legos, dolls and puppets, video games, squirt guns, roller skates, yo-yos, jump ropes, and board games. And don't neglect the pleasures of blanket forts, cardboard boxes, mud pies, and plain old sticks.
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What hidden factors will be massaging your destiny in 2022? Could you use some hints about how to prepare for the stories awaiting you in the next 12 months? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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What hidden factors will be massaging your destiny in 2022? Could you use some hints about how to prepare for the stories awaiting you in the next 12 months? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♎ LIBRA
(September 23-October 22)
In his novel The Story of a Marriage, Andrew Sean Greer asks, "Does love always form, like a pearl, around the hardened bits of life?” My answer would be, "No, not always, but when it does, it's often extra sweet and enduring." One of my wishes and predictions for you in 2022, Libra, is that love will form around your hardened bits. For best results, be open to the possibility that difficulty can blossom into grace. Look for opportunities that are seeded by strenuous work.
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What are your plans for the coming year? Could you use some more help mapping out your dreams and schemes? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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What are your plans for the coming year? Could you use some more help mapping out your dreams and schemes? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♏ SCORPIO
(October 23-November 21)
"It is worth living long enough to outlast whatever sense of grievance you may acquire." Author Marilynne Robinson wrote that, and I recommend her thought as one of your uplifting meditations in 2022. According to my reading of the astrological omens, the coming months will be a favorable time to dismantle and dissolve as many old grievances as you can. This could and should be the year you liberate yourself from psychic grunge—for the sake of your own mental, physical, and spiritual health as much as for the sake of others'.
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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2022? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2022? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♐ SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
Some critics view author Diana Wynne Jones as a genius in her chosen field: fantasy novels for children and young adults. She had a generous spirit, asserting, "I have this very strong feeling that everybody is probably a genius at something; it’s just a question of finding this." If you are still unsure what your unique genius consists of, Sagittarius, I believe 2022 will show you in detailed glory. And if you do already know, the coming months will be a time when you dramatically deepen your ability to access and express your genius.
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As you dive in to 2022, would you like to clarify your purpose? Are there fantasies playing at the back of your mind that you'd like to bring fully into your awareness? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES features Part 3 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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As you dive in to 2022, would you like to clarify your purpose? Are there fantasies playing at the back of your mind that you'd like to bring fully into your awareness? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES features Part 3 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♑ CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
Capricorn biologist Robin Wall Kimmerer wrote a meditative book about moss. It was her response to questions she had been wondering about: Why has this inconspicuous plant persevered for 350 million years? While so many other species have gone extinct, why has moss had staying power through all the Earth's climate changes and upheavals? And what lessons does its success have for us? Here are Kimmerer's conclusions: Moss teaches us the value "of being small, of giving more than you take, of working with natural law, sticking together." In accordance with astrological omens in 2022, Capricorn, I believe moss should be your role model. (Kimmerer's book is Gathering Moss: A Natural and Cultural History of Mosses.)
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What new influences will be headed your way in 2022? What fresh resources will you be able to draw on? Would you like some guidance as you figure out how to make best use of those influences and resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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What new influences will be headed your way in 2022? What fresh resources will you be able to draw on? Would you like some guidance as you figure out how to make best use of those influences and resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♒ AQUARIUS
(January 20- February 18)
Author Joyce Carol Oates has been very successful and has won several major awards. But she describes her job as arduous and time-consuming. "I work very slowly," she testifies. "It's like building a ladder, where you're building your own ladder rung by rung, and you're climbing the ladder. It's not the best way to build a ladder, but I don't know any other way." I wouldn't always recommend her approach for you, Aquarius, but I will in 2022. As long as you're willing to accept gradual, incremental progress, you'll get a lot of fine work done.
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Who do you want to become in 2022? Where do you want to go and what do you want to do? I'm ready to help you muse about the interesting possibilities. This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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Who do you want to become in 2022? Where do you want to go and what do you want to do? I'm ready to help you muse about the interesting possibilities. This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
♓ PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
I've selected a quote for you to use as one of your guiding principles in 2022. I urge you to undertake a specific action in the next 24 hours that will prove you mean to take it seriously. Here's the wisdom articulated by Piscean rabbi and philosopher Marc-Alain Ouaknin: "People must break with the illusion that their lives have already been written and their paths already determined." It's reinvention time, dear Pisces.
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How can you conspire with life to create the best possible future for yourself? What well-informed and ingenious approaches can you use to get the most out of the raw materials you're presented with? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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How can you conspire with life to create the best possible future for yourself? What well-informed and ingenious approaches can you use to get the most out of the raw materials you're presented with? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my three-part, long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 3."
(P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per report. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each report is 7 to 9 minutes long.
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