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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of January 6th, 2022

♈ ARIES

(March 21-April 19)
In the fantasy tale The Wizard of Oz, a tornado lifts the hero Dorothy from her modest home in rural Kansas to a magical realm called Oz. There she experiences many provocative and entertaining adventures. Nonetheless, she longs to return to where she started from. A friendly witch helps her find the way back to Kansas, which requires her to click her ruby slippers together three times and say, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home." I suspect, Aries, that there'll be a different ending to your epic tale in 2022. At some point, you will decide you prefer to stay in your new world. Maybe you'll even click your ruby slippers together and say, "There's no place like Oz, there's no place like Oz." (Thanks to author David Lazar for that last line.)

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Who do you want to become in 2022? Where do you want to go and what do you want to do? I'm ready to help you muse about the interesting possibilities. This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

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♉ TAURUS

(April 20-May 20)
Fifty-five percent of the people who live in Toronto speak primarily English or French. But for the other 45 percent, their mother tongue is a different language, including Portuguese, Tagalog, Italian, Tamil, Spanish, Cantonese, and Mandarin. I wish you could spend some time there in the coming months. In my astrological opinion, you would benefit from being exposed to maximum cultural diversity. You would thrive by being around a broad spectrum of influences from multiple backgrounds. If you can't manage a trip to Toronto or another richly diverse place, do your best to approximate the same experience. Give yourself the gift of splendorous variety.

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How can you conspire with life to create the best possible future for yourself? What well-informed and ingenious approaches can you use to get the most out of the raw materials you're presented with? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♊ GEMINI

(May 21-June 20)
One of your primary meditations throughout 2022 should be the following advice from The Laws of Human Nature, a book by motivational author Robert Greene. He writes, "In ancient times, many great leaders felt that they were descended from gods and part divine. Such self-belief would translate into high levels of confidence that others would feed off and recognize. It became a self-fulfilling prophecy. You do not need to indulge in such grandiose thoughts, but feeling that you are destined for something great or important will give you a degree of resilience when people oppose or resist you. You will not internalize the doubts that come from such moments. You will have an enterprising spirit. You will continually try new things, even taking risks, confident in your ability to bounce back from failures and feeling destined to succeed."

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As you dive in to 2022, would you like to clarify your purpose? Are there fantasies playing at the back of your mind that you'd like to bring fully into your awareness? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♋ CANCERIAN

(June 21-July 22)
I would love to unabashedly encourage you to travel widely and explore wildly in 2022. I would rejoice if I could brazenly authorize you to escape your comfort zone and wander in the frontiers. It's not often the planetary omens offer us Cancerians such an unambiguous mandate to engage in exhilarating adventures and intelligent risks. There's only one problem: that annoying inconvenience known as the pandemic. We really do have to exercise caution in our pursuit of expansive encounters. Luckily, you now have extra ingenuity about the project of staying safe as you enlarge your world.

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What new influences will be headed your way in 2022? What fresh resources will you be able to draw on? Would you like some guidance as you figure out how to make best use of those influences and resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♌ LEO

(July 23-August 22)
I suspect that your life in 2022 might feature themes beloved by Leo author Emily Brontë (1818–1848). "No coward soul is mine," she wrote, "No trembler in the world’s storm-troubled sphere." I suggest making that one of your mottoes. Here's another guiding inspiration from Emily, via one of her poems: "I'll walk where my own nature would be leading: / It vexes me to choose another guide: / Where the grey flocks in ferny glens are feeding; / Where the wild wind blows on the mountain-side." Here's one more of Brontë's thoughts especially suitable for your use in the coming months: "I'll be as dirty as I please, and I like to be dirty, and I will be dirty!"

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Who do you want to become in 2022? Where do you want to go and what do you want to do? I'm ready to help you muse about the interesting possibilities. This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♍ VIRGO

(August 23-September 22)
What reversals and turnabouts would you like to experience in 2022, Virgo? Which situations would you like to transform dramatically? Are there imbalances of power you would like to rectify? Contradictions you'd love to dissolve? Misplaced priorities you could correct? All these things are possible in the coming months if you are creative and resourceful enough. With your dynamic efforts, the last could be first, the low could be high, and the weak could become strong.

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What new influences will be headed your way in 2022? What fresh resources will you be able to draw on? How can you make best use of these influences and resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♎ LIBRA

(September 23-October 22)
"Everything good I've ever gotten in my life, I only got because I gave something else up," wrote author Elizabeth Gilbert. That has often been true for me. For example, if I hadn't given up my beloved music career, I wouldn't have had the time and energy to become a skillful astrology writer with a big audience. What about you, Libra? In my reckoning, Gilbert's observation should be a major theme for you in 2022.

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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2022? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♏ SCORPIO

(October 23-November 21)
Author C. S. Lewis wrote that we don't simply want to behold beauty. We "want to be united with the beauty we see, to pass into it, to receive it into ourselves, to bathe in it, to become part of it." If there were ever a time when you could get abundant tastes of that extravagant pleasure, Scorpio, it would be in the coming months. If you make it a goal, if you set an intention, you may enjoy more deep mergers and delightful interactions with beauty than you have had since 2010.

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Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming stories in 2022? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♐ SAGITTARIUS

(November 22-December 21)
Sagittarian singer-songwriter Tom Waits began his career in 1969. He achieved modest success during the next 11 years. But his career headed in an even more successful direction after he met Kathleen Brennan, who became his wife and collaborator. In a 1988 interview, Waits said, "She's got the whole dark forest living inside of her. She pushes me into areas I would not go, and I'd say that a lot of the things I'm trying to do now, she's encouraged." In 2022, Sagittarius, I'll invite you to go looking for the deep dark forest within yourself. I'm sure it's in there somewhere. If you explore it with luxuriant curiosity, it will ultimately inspire you to generate unprecedented breakthroughs. Yes, it might sometimes be spooky—but in ways that ultimately prove lucky.

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What hidden factors will be massaging your destiny in 2022? Could you use some hints about how to prepare for the stories awaiting you in the next 12 months? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♑ CAPRICORN

(December 22-January 19)
Capricorn-born Muhammad Ali was far more than a superb professional boxer. He was an activist, entertainer, and philanthropist who gathered much wisdom in his 74 years. I've chosen one of his quotes to be your guide in the coming months. I hope it will motivate you to rigorously manage the sometimes pesky and demanding details that will ultimately enable you to score a big victory. "It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you down," Ali said. "It’s the pebble in your shoe."

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Who do you want to become in 2022? Where do you want to go and what do you want to do? I'm ready to help you muse about the interesting possibilities. This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♒ AQUARIUS

(January 20- February 18)
At a pivotal moment in his evolution, Aquarian playwright Anton Chekhov (1860–1904) swore an oath to himself. I'll tell you about it here because I hope it will inspire you to make a comparable vow to yourself about how you'll live your life in 2022. Author Robert Greene is the source of the quote. He says that Chekhov promised himself he would engage in "no more bowing and apologizing to people; no more complaining and blaming; no more disorderly living and wasting time. The answer to everything was work and love, work and love. He had to spread this message to his family and save them. He had to share it with humanity through his stories and plays."

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What will be the story of your life in 2022? How can you exert your free will to create the stories that'll bring out the best in you, even as you find graceful ways to cooperate with the tides of destiny? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the experiences that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)






♓ PISCES

(February 19-March 20)
Here's what Piscean author Anais Nin wrote in one of her diaries: “When I first faced pain, I was shattered. When I first met failure, defeat, denial, loss, death, I died. Not today. I believe in my power, in my magic, and I do not die. I survive, I love, live, continue." According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Pisces, you could claim her triumphant declaration as your own in 2022, with special emphasis on this: "I believe in my power, in my magic. I survive, I love, live, continue." This will be a golden age, a time when you harvest the fruits of many years of labor.

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What are your plans for the coming year? Could you use some more help mapping out your dreams and schemes? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2022. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the stories that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2022 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec 21, 2021)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)







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