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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of July 15th, 2021


(December 22-January 19)
Lexicographer Jonathon Green provides us with the following 19th-century slang words for the sex act: horizontal refreshment, strumming, playing at romps, cully-shangie, taking a turn at Mount Pleasant, dancing the blanket hornpipe, honeyfugle, giving a hot poultice for the Irish toothache, and—my favorite—fandango de pokum. In accordance with astrological potentials, I recommend that you consider trying them all out in the next four weeks. In other words, experiment with shifting your approach to belly-bumping and libido-gratifying. If you don't have a human partner, do it alone or with an angel or in your fantasy life.


There's just one week remaining to hear my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this edition, I'm reporting on themes that I think will be important for you during the second half of 2021.

How can you conspire with life to create the best possible future for yourself in the coming months? What well-informed and ingenious approaches can you use to get the most out of the raw materials you're presented with?

To listen to your BIG PICTURE horoscopes online, GO HERE. Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Term Forecast for Second Half of 2021."

The in-depth, long-range Expanded Audio horoscopes cost $6 apiece if you access them online. (Discounts are available for bulk purchases.) Each forecast is 6-8 minutes long.

You can also hear a short-term forecast for the week ahead by clicking on "This week (July 13, 2021)."