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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of April 2nd, 2020


(August 23-September 22)
Virgo-born Jack Ma is China's richest person and one of the world's most powerful businessmen. He co-founded Alibaba, the Chinese version of He likes his employees to work hard, but also thinks they should cultivate a healthy balance between work and life. In his opinion, they should have sex six times a week, or 312 times a year. Some observers have suggested that's too much—especially if you labor 12 hours a day, six days a week, as Jack Ma prefers—but it may not be excessive for you Virgos. The coming months could be a very erotic time. But please practice safe sex in every way imaginable.


My Expanded Audio Horoscopes offer suggestions about how you might make best use of your time as you navigate your way through our Shared Healing Crisis.

BRIEF EXCERPT: During this stay-at-home sequestered phase, you may have more time than usual to think about the big picture of your destiny . . . to meditate on where exactly you are in the story of your life . . . to brainstorm about what will be the best use of your time and energy when the crisis has calmed down.