What themes and instruments do people least want to hear in a piece of music? Composer Dave Solder determined that the worst song ever made would contain bagpipes, cowboy music, tubas, advertising jingles, operatic rapping, and children crooning about holidays. Then he collaborated with other musicians to record such a song. I suspect that as you head into 2019, it'll be helpful to imagine a metaphorically comparable monstrosity: a fantastic mess that sums up all the influences you'd like to avoid. With that as a vivid symbol, you'll hopefully be inspired to avoid allowing any of it to sneak into your life in the coming months.

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Do you understand just how much power you have to create the life you want to live in 2019? Are you fully aware of just how much access you have to new resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2019. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the adventures that could be in store for you in the coming months.

Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2." Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is still available.

You can also still access my sneak-peek at 2019 from two weeks ago. To hear these, click on "Two Weeks Ago (Dec. 18, 2018)."

The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $6 per sign. (Discounts are available for multiple purchases.)