"The world is like a dropped pie most of the time," writes author Elizabeth Gilbert. "Don't kill yourself trying to put it back together. Just grab a fork and eat some of it off the floor. Then carry on." From what I can tell about the state of your life, Sagittarius, the metaphorical pie has indeed fallen onto the metaphorical floor. But it hasn't been there so long that it has spoiled. And the floor is fairly clean, so the pie won't make you sick if you eat it. My advice is to sit down on the floor and eat as much as you want. Then carry on.

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