Here's a quote from A Map of Misreading, a book by renowned literary critic, Harold Bloom: "Where the synecdoche of tessera made a totality, however illusive, the metonymy of kenosis breaks this up into discontinuous fragments." What the cluck did Harold Bloom just say?! I'm not being anti-intellectual when I declare this passage to be pretentious drivel. In the coming days, I urge you Leos to draw inspiration from my response to Bloom. Tell the truth about nonsense. Don't pretend to appreciate jumbled or over-complicated ideas. Expose bunk and bombast. Be kind, if you can, but be firm. You're primed to be a champion of down-to-earth communication. * DEAR READERS: I'm wildly grateful for all the support you provided in response to my request for help last week! It was exciting to feel you express your love for my work in such a practical way. May the blessings you delivered to me be returned to you threefold! Of course, I'm still open to further assistance! If you'd care to donate, visit my Virtual Tip Jar at Paypal. You can also contribute to my well-being by buying my Expanded Audio Horoscopes.