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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of September 27th, 2018

♒ AQUARIUS

(January 20- February 18)
On a spring morning some years ago, a smoky aroma woke me from a deep sleep. Peering out my bedroom window into the backyard, I saw that my trickster girlfriend Anastasia had built a bonfire. When I stumbled to my closet to get dressed, I found my clothes missing. There were no garments in my dresser, either. In my groggy haze, I realized that my entire wardrobe had become fuel for Anastasia's conflagration. It was too late to intervene, and I was still quite drowsy, so I crawled back in bed to resume snoozing. A while later, I woke to find her standing next to the bed bearing a luxurious breakfast she said she'd cooked over the flames of my burning clothes. After our meal, we stayed in bed all day, indulging in a variety of riotous fun. I'm not predicting that similar events will unfold in your life, Aquarius. But you may experience adventures that are almost equally boisterous, hilarious, and mysterious. * DEAR READERS: I'm wildly grateful for all the support you provided in response to my request for help last week! It was exciting to feel you express your love for my work in such a practical way. May the blessings you delivered to me be returned to you threefold! Of course, I'm still open to further assistance! If you'd care to donate, visit my Virtual Tip Jar at Paypal. You can also contribute to my well-being by buying my Expanded Audio Horoscopes.