Your best ideas and soundest decisions will materialize as if by magic while you're lounging around doing nothing in a worry-free environment. So please make sure you have an abundance of relaxed slack and unhurried grace. Treat yourself to record-setting levels of comfort and self-care. Do whatever's necessary for you to feel as safe as you have ever felt. I realize these prescriptions might ostensibly clash with your fiery Aries nature. But if you meditate on them for even two minutes, I bet you'll agree they're exquisitely appropriate for you right now.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

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"It is always what is under pressure in us, especially under pressure of concealment -- that explodes in poetry." Taurus poet Adrienne Rich wrote that in an essay about the poet Emily Dickinson. She was describing the process of tapping into potent but buried feelings so as to create beautiful works of literature. I'm hoping to persuade you to take a comparable approach: to give voice to what's under pressure inside you, but in a graceful and constructive way that has positive results.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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Introductory offers are expiring. The bracing thrills of novelty must ripen into the cool enjoyments of maturity. It's time to finish the dress rehearsals so the actual show can begin. You've got to start turning big, bright fantasies into crisp, no-nonsense realities. In light of these shifting conditions, I suspect you can no longer use your good intentions as leverage, but must deliver more tangible signs of commitment. Please don't take this as a criticism, but the cosmic machinery in your vicinity needs some actual oil, not just your witty stories about the oil and the cosmic machinery.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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In the coming weeks, you will have an excellent chance to dramatically decrease your Wimp Quotient. As the perilously passive parts of your niceness toughen up, I bet you will encounter brisk possibilities that were previously off-limits or invisible to you. To ensure you remain in top shape for this delightful development, I think you should avoid entertainment that stimulates fear and pessimism. Instead of watching the latest flurry of demoralizing stories on Netflix, spend quality time summoning memories of the times in your life when you were unbeatable. For extra credit, pump your fist ten times each day as you growl, "Victory is mine!"

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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It's not so bad to temporarily lose your bearings. What's bad is not capitalizing on the disruption that caused you to lose your bearings. So I propose that you regard the fresh commotion as a blessing. Use it as motivation to initiate radical changes. For example, escape the illusions and deceptions that caused you to lose your bearings. Explore unruly emotions that may be at the root of the superpowers you will fully develop in the future. Transform yourself into a brave self-healer who is newly receptive to a host of medicinal clues that were not previously accessible.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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Here's my list of demands: 1. Avoid hanging out with people who are unreceptive to your influence. 2. Avoid hanging out with people whose influence on you is mediocre or dispiriting. 3. Hang out with people who are receptive to your influence and whose influence on you is healthy and stimulating. 4. Influence the hell out of the people who are receptive to your influence. Be a generous catalyst for them. Nudge them to surpass the limits they would benefit from surpassing. 5. Allow yourself to be deeply moved by people whose influence on you is healthy and stimulating.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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"If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive." Activist author Audre Lorde said that, and now, in accordance with your current astrological and psychological needs, I'm offering it to you. I realize it's a flamboyant, even extreme, declaration, but in my opinion, that's what is most likely to motivate you to do the right thing. Here's another splashy prompt, courtesy of philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre: "We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made us."

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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Andre Rene Roussimoff, also known as André the Giant, was a French actor and professional wrestler. He was 7 feet, 4 inches tall and weighed 520 pounds. As you might imagine, he ate and drank extravagantly. On one festive occasion, he quaffed 119 bottles of beer in six hours. Judging from your current astrological indicators, Scorpio, I suspect you may be ready for a binge like that. JUST KIDDING! I sincerely hope you won't indulge in such wasteful forms of "pleasure." The coming days should be a time when you engage in a focused pursuit of uplifting and healthy modes of bliss. The point is to seek gusto and amusement that enhance your body, mind, and soul.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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On her 90th birthday, my Great-Aunt Zosia told me, "The best gift you can give your ego is to make it see it's both totally insignificant and totally important in the cosmic scheme of things." Jenna, my girlfriend when I was 19, was perhaps touting a similar principle when, after teasing and tormenting me for two hours, she scrawled on my bathroom mirror in lipstick, "Sometimes you enjoy life better if you don't understand it." Then there's my Zen punk friend Arturo, who says that life's goodies are more likely to flow your way if you "hope for nothing and are open to everything." According to my analysis of the astrological rhythms, these messages will help you make the most of the bewildering but succulent opportunities that are now arriving in your vicinity.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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In accordance with the astrological beacons, I have selected two pieces of advice to serve as your guiding meditations during the next seven weeks. You might want to write them on a piece of paper that you will carry in your wallet or pocket. Here's the first, from businessman Alan Cohen: "Only those who ask for more can get more, and only those who know there is more, ask." Here's the second, from writer G. K. Chesterton: "We need to be happy in this wonderland without once being merely comfortable."

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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Ecologists in Mexico City investigated why certain sparrows and finches use humans' discarded cigarette butts in building their nests. They found that cellulose acetate, a chemical in the butts, protects the nests by repelling parasitic mites. Is there a metaphorical lesson you might draw from the birds' ingenious adaptation, Aquarius? Could you find good use for what might seem to be dross or debris? My analysis of the astrological omens says that this possibility is worth meditating on.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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I suspect that sometime soon you will come into possession of an enchanted potion or pixie dust or a pouch full of magic beans -- or the equivalent. If and when that occurs, consider the following protocols: 1. Before you use your new treasure, say a prayer to your higher self, requesting that you will be guided to use it in such a way as to make yourself wiser and kinder. 2. When you use it, be sure it harms no one. 3. Express gratitude for it before and during and after using it. 4. Use it in such a way that it benefits at least one other person or creature in addition to you. 5. See if you can use it to generate the arrival or more pixie dust or magical beans or enchanted potion in the future. 6. When you use it, focus on wielding it to get exactly what you want, not what you sort of want or temporarily want.

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Listen to my IN-DEPTH, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO FORECAST for your life in the coming months. Normally my Expanded Audio Horoscopes cover the immediate future. But in this report, I discuss themes that will be important for you during the second half of 2018 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next twelve to fourteen months? Could you use some inspiration as you mobilize your higher powers? Tune in.

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