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Here's a gathering of all the Long-Range, Big-Picture horoscopes I wrote for you early this year. Check to see if they are relevant to the way your life has been unfolding so far in 2017.

Meanwhile, there are just two weeks left for you to listen to your LONG-TERM, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO PREVIEW for the REST of 2017 and beyond.

What are your visions and plans for your life in the next ten to twelve months? For inspiration, sign up and/or log in here, then click on "Long-Term Forecast for Second Half of 2017."

If you'd just like a report for the short-term future, click on "This week (July 11, 2017)."

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