"I am rooted, but I flow," wrote Virginia Woolf in her novel The Waves. That paradoxical image reminds me of you right now. You are as grounded as a tree and as fluid as a river. Your foundation is deep and strong, even as you are resilient in your ability to adapt to changing circumstances. This is your birthright as a Cancerian! Enjoy and use the blessings it confers. (P.S. If for some strange reason you're not experiencing an exquisite version of what I've described, there must be some obstacle you are mistakenly tolerating. Get rid of it.)

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SACRED ADVERTISEMENT. The oracle below is excerpted from my book PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings.
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This is how spells are broken:
by changing your name
every day for a hundred days

by bragging about
what you can't do and don't have

by telling nothing but lies for 24 hours

by staring at yourself
in the mirror
for hours

by confessing profound secrets
to people who aren't particularly interested

by forcing yourself to laugh nonstop for one hour
by acting with absolutely no ulterior motives

by dancing alone
all night
in slow motion
with your clothes on inside-out

by seeking out information
that renders your political beliefs irrelevant

by pretending to be dead
for three days

by burning down the dreamhouse
where your childhood keeps repeating itself