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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of July 23rd, 2015

♌ LEO

(July 23-August 22)
A researcher at the University of Amsterdam developed software to read the emotions on faces. He used it to analyze the expression of the woman in Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting, the Mona Lisa. The results suggest that she is 83 percent happy, 9 percent disgusted, 6 percent fearful, and 2 percent angry. Whether or not this assessment is accurate, I appreciate its implication that we humans are rarely filled with a single pure emotion. We often feel a variety of states simultaneously. In this spirit, I have calculated your probably mix for the coming days: 16 percent relieved, 18 percent innocent, 12 percent confused, 22 percent liberated, 23 percent ambitious, and 9 percent impatient.

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Here's a gathering of all the Long-Range, Big-Picture horoscopes I've written for you this year. Check to see if they are relevant to the way your life has been unfolding so far in 2015.

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