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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of July 16th, 2015

♍ VIRGO

(August 23-September 22)
"People who have their feet planted too firmly on the ground have difficulty getting their pants off," said author Richard Kehl. That's good advice for you in the coming weeks. To attract the help and resources you need, you can't afford to be overly prim or proper. You should, in fact, be willing to put yourself in situations where it would be easy and natural to remove your pants, throw off your inhibitions, and dare to be surprising. If you're addicted to business-as-usual, you may miss opportunities to engage in therapeutic play and healing pleasure.

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Here's a gathering of all the Big-Picture horoscopes I've written for you this year. Check to see if they're relevant to the way your destiny has been evolving so far in 2015.

You can also still hear a LONG-TERM, BIG-PICTURE AUDIO PREVIEW for the REST of 2015 and beyond. Sign up and/or log in here, then click on "Long-Term Forecast for Second Half of 2015." If you'd just like a report for the short-term, click on "This week (July 14, 2015)."

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Improvise a fresh bedtime story for someone you love. Put on an inflatable sumo wrestler costume and play a bagpipe as badly as possible. Watch TV with your third eye.