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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of January 8th, 2015
♈ ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
In his novel Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut describes a character, Ned Lingamon, who "had a penis eight hundred miles long and two hundred and ten miles in diameter, but practically all of it was in the fourth dimension." If there is any part of you that metaphorically resembles Lingamon, Aries, the coming months will be a favorable time to fix the problem. You finally have sufficient power and wisdom and feistiness to start expressing your latent capacities in practical ways . . . to manifest your hidden beauty in a tangible form . . . to bring your purely fourth-dimensional aspects all the way into the third dimension.
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What new influences will be headed your way in 2015? What fresh resources will you be able to draw on? How can you make best use of these influences and resources? This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature Part 2 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2015. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the adventures that could be in store for you in the coming months.
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 2."
(P.S. Part 1 of your Long Range Predictions, which I offered last week, is also still available.)