The Future Is Now

Here's a gathering of all the Big-Picture horoscopes I've written for you this year. Check to see if they're relevant to the way your destiny has been evolving.

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My book THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE has been reprinted.

It's also available as an e-book.

Read the first four chapters.

"I've seen the future of American literature, and its name is Rob Brezsny." - novelist Tom Robbins

"I am deeply inspired by the illuminated words of Rob Brezsny. He is a word wizard for the soul." - SARK, author/artist, Succulent Wild Woman

"Brilliant! Absorbing! Wildly useful! Rob Brezsny gets my nomination for best prophet in a starring role. He's a script doctor for the soul."
- Marisa Tomei, actress

"Smart and insane, *The Televisionary Oracle* takes you on a wild inner journey that makes you ask the question, have I done any good in the world? It also makes you wonder, how does a man know so much about the psyche of a woman? A marvelous book. A must read." - Grainne Rhuad, reader

Here's an excerpt:

Hi, beauty and truth fans, and welcome to the end of your nightmares!

We're coming to you on location from your repressed memory of paradise . . .

Reminding you that you can have anything you want if you'll just ask for it in an unselfish tone of voice . . .

Helping you to help us prevent the global genocide of the imagination . . .

The world is young, your soul is free, and a naked celebrity is dying to talk to you about your most intimate secrets right now!

Just kidding. In actuality, the world is young, your soul is free, and at any moment you'll begin to feel horny for salamanders, clouds, toasters, oak trees -- and even the ocean itself!

Whoever you think you are, whatever friendly monsters you've tried to make into your guides, whatever media viruses you might have invited into your most private sanctuaries -- you can decide right now that your turning point has arrived. You can decide that you're ready to change your lives . . . and change your signs . . . and change your changing. Because when you tuned in to this, the Most Secret Spectacle on Earth, you tuned into your own purified, glorified, unified, and mystifying self.

We're inside your shadow, beauty and truth fans, helping you use your terror to become rich and famous -- if that's what you want.

We're percolating up from the ground beneath you, bringing you the Gnostic African Buddhist music of the ever-growing roots -- if that's what you want.

Like a tick in the navel of the seven-headed, ten-horned beast of the apocalypse, we're even riding on the underbelly of tonight's satellite transmission from CNN, NBC, UFO, and CIA, broadcasting to you on location from wherever we happen to be at the moment -- if that's what you want.

We're all around you -- if that's what you want -- or nowhere to be seen -- a secret keeping itself, like nature -- if that's what you want.

So. What do you want, anyway?

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Steal a song from the soundtrack for The Televisionary Oracle.

Excerpt of the lyrics:

He was walking in a graveyard
It was dawn on a holiday
She was dancing alone
on the top of the gravestone
Looking for someone to pray to her

He said
Dream girl, look down on me
Dream girl, shine on
Shine on me





Are you in quest of an Intimate Ally? A Soul Friend? A Wild Confidante?

Check out Match.com via Free Will Astrology's link.

Look for a Co-Pilot, Co-Conspirator, or Collaborator . . . an Agent to represent you or a Disciple to worship you . . . a Secret Sharer who'll listen better than anyone or an Amazing Accomplice with whom you can practice the Art of Liberation.





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