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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of June 24th, 2010

♑ CAPRICORN

(December 22-January 19)
Have you ripened into such a knowledgeable, sophisticated person that you're hard to surprise? Do you draw conclusions about each new experience by comparing it to what has happened to you in the past? I hope not. I hope you're ready to be a wide-eyed, open-armed, wild-hearted explorer. I hope you will invite life to blow your mind. In the days to come, your strongest stance will be that of an innocent virgin who anticipates an interesting future. Blessings you can't imagine will visit you if you'll excuse yourself from outdated expectations and irrelevant complications.


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What hidden factors will be massaging your destiny during the rest of 2010? Could you use some hints about how to prepare for the adventures awaiting you in the next six months? Tune in.

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The preceding oracle comes from my book, PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings.