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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of September 24th, 2009


(April 20-May 20)
This would be an excellent time for you to learn how to brew your own beer ( or build your own telescope ( or teach yourself how to operate a forklift ( Your ability to master practical new skills is at a peak, and your need to develop more self-reliance is more pressing than usual. Once you raise your confidence levels, you might even move on to more challenging tasks, like concocting your own home-made flu shot ( or reconfiguring the way your brain works ( or

No one knows you better than you do, but maybe I can help you dig up even more self-knowledge. Listen to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.


The revised and expanded version of my book PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA is now available. It's 55% bigger, plusher, and more concentrated than the original version. You can order it at Amazon or Barnes and Noble.