Novelist James Patterson has signed a deal with a publisher to churn out 17 new books between now and the end of 2012. (By comparison, it took me six years to write my first book, nine years to write my second, and five years for my third.) According to my reading of the astrological omens, you Geminis will have James Patterson-like levels of fecundity for at least the next four weeks. I suggest you employ that good mojo to create a masterpiece or two.

What better adventure is there than understanding your unique destiny? For more hints, listen to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.

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The revised and expanded version of my book PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA is now available. It's 55% bigger, plusher, and more concentrated than the original version. You can order it at Amazon or Barnes and Noble.