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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of September 17th, 2009


(August 23-September 22)
There's a device on the market that claims to age wine very quickly. The makers of "Clef du Vin" say that by using their simple technology, you can "accelerate the aromatic development of the wine's flavor and soften its structure." So dramatic is the supposed effect that "one second of the device in the wine is equal to one year's age." I believe that you now have the metaphorical equivalent of this marvel, Virgo. This temporary talent won't work on wine, but it could perform wonders with other processes that would benefit from having their evolution expedited.

How much do you want to know about your destiny? How far do you dare to go? For more insight into your intriguing fate, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.


The revised and expanded version of my book PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA will be available beginning next week. You can pre-order it at Amazon or Barnes & Noble.