Select a date (required) and sign (optional) 

Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of September 17th, 2009


(July 23-August 22)
"We're all mutants," read the headline of a report on the latest genetic research. It turns out that like everyone else, you have between 100 and 200 mutations in your DNA -- absolutely new characteristics that were not passed down to you by your parents. To gather the evidence for this revelation, scientists had to sort through huge amounts of data; there are thousands of genes but only a few mutations. A Chinese scientist who was a member of the research team said that "finding this tiny number of mutations was more difficult than finding an ant's egg in an emperor's rice store." I predict that you will soon have a comparable experience, Leo: From an overwhelming array of choices, you'll be able to locate the rare catalysts you need.

Got enough clues to chew on for a while? If you need more, give yourself the luxury of your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.


The revised and expanded version of my book PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA will be available beginning next week. You can pre-order it at Amazon or Barnes & Noble.