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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of March 26th, 2009


(April 20-May 20)
As you enter testing time, I may be the only astrologer who has enough tough love to wake up your inner teacher, ensuring that you'll get the expert help you need. And I may be the only psychic healer who can polish your aura and help you dispose of the karmic gunk that has been gumming up your luck. APRIL FOOL! I'm powerful, but not that powerful. My job is to alert you to the work that must be done so that you can do the work yourself. P.S. For best results, blame no one for any sadness you may feel, and take full responsibility for creating your own happiness.

Need a few more whacks applied to your mental blocks? A few more caresses administered to your growing edge? Cruise on over to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.


Listen to and download my band's song Apathy and Ignorance. It's from the CD Give Too Much.