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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of March 26th, 2009

♓ PISCES

(February 19-March 20)
I predict that sometime soon you will time-travel to 2012 and then return to the present. While on your journey, you'll learn the outcome of three major sports events that will happen between now and then. This knowledge will eventually help you win large bets that earn you millions of dollars. APRIL FOOL! I lied. You won't literally engage in time travel, and you won't get access to valuable sports scores. I bet you will, however, take a semi-magical excursion into the future via a vivid dream or meditative vision, where you'll get a clear idea of what would ultimately work and not work about your current experiments in happiness.


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Listen to and download my band's song Apathy and Ignorance. It's from the CD Give Too Much.