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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of March 26th, 2009

♑ CAPRICORN

(December 22-January 19)
I'm definitely not encouraging you to go to Youtube and watch the music video of the hamster eating popcorn on a piano. You've got more important things to do, and shouldn't waste your time on trivial diversions. So get down to business! Commit your whole being to the crucial work you have ahead of you! Don't waver from your laser-focused intention! APRIL FOOL! The truth is that if you want to succeed in the coming days, you will have to stay loose, indulge in at least a few blithe diversions, and not be a stern taskmaster demanding perfection. So go watch the hamster. It's at tinyurl.com/agywon.


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Listen to and download my band's song Apathy and Ignorance. It's from the CD Give Too Much.