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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of March 26th, 2009


(January 20- February 18)
Nothing but great news for you as far as the eye can see, Aquarius. You're much more likely than usual to win a contest and be told you're hot and find loose money on the sidewalk. I bet you'll also get an invitation that you never imagined possible and an offer to have a conversation with a person you admire. Nor would I be surprised if you finally garner a certain form of recognition you've been pining for, get a message that will change your life in a sweet way, and discover a brand new trick for experiencing pleasure. APRIL FOOL! I was exaggerating. Maybe one or two of those wonderful things will happen (at most, three), but not all of them. Don't be greedy.

You're a gorgeous genius, a miracle unlike any other ever created in the history of the world. And yet you also still have a lot to learn. If you'd like more clues, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.


Listen to and download my band's song Apathy and Ignorance. It's from the CD Give Too Much.