Nothing but great news for you as far as the eye can see, Aquarius. You're much more likely than usual to win a contest and be told you're hot and find loose money on the sidewalk. I bet you'll also get an invitation that you never imagined possible and an offer to have a conversation with a person you admire. Nor would I be surprised if you finally garner a certain form of recognition you've been pining for, get a message that will change your life in a sweet way, and discover a brand new trick for experiencing pleasure. APRIL FOOL! I was exaggerating. Maybe one or two of those wonderful things will happen (at most, three), but not all of them. Don't be greedy.

You're a gorgeous genius, a miracle unlike any other ever created in the history of the world. And yet you also still have a lot to learn. If you'd like more clues, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.

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Listen to and download my band's song Apathy and Ignorance. It's from the CD Give Too Much.