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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of March 19th, 2009


(September 23-October 22)
If you find yourself driving on a major highway anytime soon, there's a better-than-usual chance that you'll come upon a place where a truck has accidentally spilled a few tons of french fries or thousands of bottles of beer or a huge load of sex toys. Why do I say this? Because according to my analysis of the astrological omens, you will be exposed to an abundance of some resource that is too much to use all at once or is not really yours to take or is not exactly what you need. A highway spill is just one form this could take. What should you do? Don't get distracted by frustration or confusion. Instead, use it as a provocative motivation to go get the precise stuff you need in the right amount.

No one knows you better than you do. But maybe you'll be inspired to dig up even more self-knowledge if you tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.


Tune in to my free podcast, The Experiment. It's an excerpt from my book, PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA.