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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of March 12th, 2009


(June 21-July 22)
As I compose your horoscope, I'm sitting in a restaurant in San Francisco's Chinatown dining on something the menu refers to as a Milky Golden Prize Delight Bun. And I'm thinking, I bet it's going to be a kind of Milky Golden Prize Delight week for you Cancerians . . . a Sweet Creamy Lusty Elixir week . . . a Rich Thick Tasty Brilliance week. If you can manage it, I suggest you try to have a dream one of these nights in which you find a delicious morsel of the sun in a bowl of pudding, and savor it all while listening to the full moon sing you a thrilling lullaby.

Need a few more whacks applied to your mental blocks? A few more caresses administered to your growing edge? Cruise on over to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE for the week ahead.


Tune in to my free podcast, Gazing into the Abyss of Happiness. It's an excerpt from my book, PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA.