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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of March 12th, 2009

♋ CANCERIAN

(June 21-July 22)
As I compose your horoscope, I'm sitting in a restaurant in San Francisco's Chinatown dining on something the menu refers to as a Milky Golden Prize Delight Bun. And I'm thinking, I bet it's going to be a kind of Milky Golden Prize Delight week for you Cancerians . . . a Sweet Creamy Lusty Elixir week . . . a Rich Thick Tasty Brilliance week. If you can manage it, I suggest you try to have a dream one of these nights in which you find a delicious morsel of the sun in a bowl of pudding, and savor it all while listening to the full moon sing you a thrilling lullaby.


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